talking to my jobless buddy:

me: why can't i get a stupid interview?
me: i can't believe companies are so good at weeding out morons from competent people

i guess either i got a lot dumber in the past four years, or getting a job is harder than entering college. i shouldn't have listened to all those 'practical' people who told me to just go to college and bypass entering the job hunt early, now my stock has gone down after 4 subpar years and i'll never have a chance to make the nba...