guest quote n + m + 1 from the BHOT:

eric: man, i had massive diarrhea today
eric: when i got on the toilet it came out so fast
eric: i had to take a shower afterwards cause there was so much splashage

speaking of which, there's been a new development. the managers aren't letting us move out because we're on the lease till may, so me, steve, and jesse, might stay here together and look for another roommate for when dave moves out. well played, ya brigands! let the stories keep coming...

changing the topic, here's my song of the week, 'zero chance' by soundgarden:

I think I know the answer
I stumbled on and all the world fell down
And all the sky went silent
Cracked like glass and slowly
Tumbled to the ground
They all say if you look hard
You'll find your way back home
Born without a friend
And bound to die alone

ah i love it...