i guess it was bound to happen one day. i just didn't think it would be this way, so unexpected and unannounced. i mean, no matter how much you brace yourself, the shock rips through any pathetic attempts at preparation. come on, who knew? i thought i would've been the one in the shower and he would've been on the toilet...

0.437 seconds after i opened the bathroom door, jesse opened the shower curtain.

he wanted to shower and i needed to take a dump. it was the first time our age-old roles had been reversed. oh, mine eyes.

verse of the day:

My eyes...flow unceasingly, without relief...
Lamentations 3:48