Saturday, June 07, 2003

notes from Game 2:

8:50 pm: spurs go on 7-0 run to open the game

8:50.1 pm: run upstairs to put on jason kidd jersey, force grandmother to watch basketball (for added karma)

11 pm: nets win 87-85

11:01pm: allow grandmother to go to bed. haha just kidding she went to bed around halftime

11:02 pm: see kmart and jason kidd making out at halfcourt, feel jealous

11:45 pm: watch dikembe mutombo interview, start thinking of cookies and become hungry

12:25 pm: eat some cookies

12:30 pm: farewell and good nite!








Thursday, June 05, 2003

man, i just had the worst phone interview ever, with my mom's own company. the interviewer was asking questions about stuff that i learned in college, but i kept blanking and couldn't remember anything, so he kept dumbing questions down, but i still couldn't answer them.

interviewer: so what can you tell me about deriving the coefficients of an ARIMA(2, 2) model and using them to forecast?
me: gah?
interviewer: hm...let's move on to data structures. what's the most common order of retrieval in a hash map?
me: er...geh?
interviewer: i see. so in your engineering economics class, did you learn how to do continuous compound rates?
me: uh...e to the...guh?
interviewer: what's one plus one?
me: ...
me: i wash myself with a rag on a stick

haha, sorry jesse, i recycled some lines. here's one more: i've resigned myself to sitting in my loft in my parents new condo and eating peanuts all summer. i'm also considering changing my name to mr peepers.

so we have an unnamed friend who's having an issue with this guy she kinda likes who's been spending a lot of time with this other girl. she's discussing it with jesse, and then as if it was relevant AT ALL, she asks him, 'i mean, how would you feel if you saw pete hanging out a lot with some other girl?'

another quote:
me: yay, game 1 [nets-spurs] is finally here
bing: yeah, seriously
bing: too bad i'm gonna be at the justin timberlake concert tonite

how the freak did bing get married? to a woman??

please, come visit me. i'll have plenty of room, and peanuts.




Monday, June 02, 2003

first quotes ever postBHOT, freudian slips from jesse:

j: i need to find someone i feel comfortable with and who shares my interests
j: i can't be a girl forever

j: gotta go, installing dead IAM
j: err, dead AIM

j: i like a girl in fifth grade

haha...ask mister wordsworth himself if you wanna know what he was really trying to say with those...