ok i had this dream last night where i was traveling around with a bunch of my friends and at one point we were at this mall and we were throwing this football thingy around, but when i caught it it turned out to be like a barely alive cat, not like limp or anything, it was like it was stuffed, very stiff, but everytime i caught it it would start scratching and attacking me. so one of my friends was like, we gotta do something about this cat, so he stuck it in a microwave to make sure it would be dead! and he was like, i've done this before, the minimum microwave time needed is 5 minutes and 30 seconds. and i was like, oh no what if it explodes! but then i thought, silly me, it's stuffed, of course it won't explode.

well, time to go get gered up to watch mothman prophecies.

get it?? gered!