i had a weird dream about the author of the book A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius last night...he had written a mini-journal of the first 20 years of his life and i was going through the highlights in fast-forward. everytime something weird would happen, this random guy would pop up and together him and the author would lose an eyeball and it'd be rolling around on the floor but their sockets would regrow them, so by the time i woke up they had each lost six eyeballs.

quote 2 from the BHOT (an old one):

korean girls, to jesse: tee hee!
jesse, to the korean girls: jesse scores points with the korean girls! aww yeah!
pete, in the background: *shakes head in disbelief*